Spaceball City: Poll
The first three Spaceball City poll results are listed below. Check em out.
Winter 2004 : Favorite Short Spaceballs Quote Part I
Well, this was a tough one to set up. Spaceballs has so many great quotes and gags it is extremely difficult to pick a half dozen or so instances to vote upon. However, I think there were some great quotes in here. The vote was very close but at the time I am writing this..... 'Keep firing, assholes' has beaten 'What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?' 29-26. Congratz
Winter 2002 : Least Favorite Spaceballs Character
Well this contest was much more lively than the last one. Capping the votes at 288, here are the winners.
Second Runner up with 40 votes and 15% - The 'Its magic time' Guy
Runner up with 57 votes and 20% - Prince Valium
and the Big Winner......
is, of course, Dot Matrix with 77 votes and 27% of the vote.
Y'all are more than welcome to keep the poll going below.
Summer 2002 : Favorite Spaceballs Character
This is the first poll I presented on Spaceball City. I decided to cap the vote at 100 but got really busy in real life soooooo....I capped it at 119 and will now declare the winner.
And with the vast majority of the votes....I give you
Dark Helmet!!
The Poll is still active at the bottom of the page. Keep voting and I'll update the winner if anyone overtakes Dark Helmet.
Here is a thumbnail of the results with Dark Helmet taking 59 of the 119 in total votes. Second was Major A$$hole, third was Barf and fourth was my fav, Colonel Sandurz.
Alot of Fun....enjoy the audio tribute to Rick Moranis and Dark Helmet.
HELMET Say goodbye to your
two best friends, and
I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.
SANDURZ We can't
stop. It's too dangerous. We
have to slow down first.
HELMET Bullshit.
Just stop this thing. I order
you. Stooooop!
SANDURZ -Thank you, your highness.
HELMET -What'd you do?
SANDURZ - turned off the wall.
HELMET -No you didn't. You turned off
the whole
movie.
SANDURZ -Well I must have pressed the wrong button.
HELMET -Well, turn it back on. Put the
movie back
on.
SANDURZ -Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
HELMET -We gotta get that thing fixed.
We're back,
and we have the combination.
HELMET - Schlotkins.
SCHLOTKINS - What?
.
HELMET - We're done with you. Go back to the golf
course and work on your puts.
SCHLOTKINS - Let's go Arnold. Come Gretchen. Of
course, you know, I'll still have to bill you for this.
Dark Helmet - Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.
HELMET - What the hell am I
looking at? When does
this happen in the movie?
SANDURZ - Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything
that happens now, is happening now.
HELMET - What happened to then?
SANDURZ - We passed then?
HELMET - When?
SANDURZ - Just now. We're at now, now.
HELMET - Go back to then.
SANDURZ - When?
HELMET - Now.
SANDURZ - Now?
HELMET - Now.
SANDURZ I - can't.
HELMET - Why?
SANDURZ - We missed it.
HELMET - When?
SANDURZ - Just now.
HELMET - When will then be now?
SANDURZ - Soon.
Helmet - Careful, you idiot. I said
across her nose, not up it.
Gunner - Sorry, sir. Doing my best.
Helmet - Who made that man a gunner?
Major - I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Helmet - Who is he?
Sandurz - He's an Asshole, sir.
Helmet - I know that. What's his name?
Sandurz - That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major
Asshole.
Helmet - And his cousin?
Sandurz - He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate,
1st Class, Philip Asshole.
Helmet - How many Assholes we got on this ship,
anyhow?
Spaceballs - Yo!
Helmet - I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes.
Keep firing, Assholes.
Vespa - ahhh
Helmet - Fooled You!
Helmet - Commence operation Vacusuck.
Helmet - Put 'er there.
Helmet - The ring. I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book.
What a
goof. What's with you man? Come
on.
Dark Helmet- 'I bet she gives great helmet.'
Sandurz- 'uhhhhh.'
Dark Helmet- 'I always have coffee when I watch radar....you know that.'
Sandurz- 'Of course I do sir.
Dark Helmet- 'Everybody knows that.'
Everyone- ' Of course we do sir!'
Colonel Sandurz: 'Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?'
Dark Helmet- 'Ahhhh...Buckle This!'
Dark Helmet- 'Come back, you fat bearded bitch.'
Sandurz - Are you all right, sir?
Helmet - Fine. How've you been?
Sandurz - Fine, sir.
Helmet - Good.
Sandurz - It's a good thing you were wearing that
helmet.
Helmet - Yeah.
Sandurz - What should we do now, sir?
Helmet - Well, are we stopped?
Sandurz - We're stopped, sir.
Helmet - Good. Well, why don't we take a five minute
break.
